Get 'Em With Comedy (School Elections Speech

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The speech I wrote for my friend in our class election. The solutions are kind of weird, but they do fix problems! Fat kids running on treadmills? Less obesity and natural power!

Submitted: January 11, 2009

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Submitted: January 11, 2009

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Before I start this speech, I’d like to say that weather your voting for me, your voting for DJ, or your voting Mikalia, every single person in this room is completely, totally awesome. Thank you. Through the history of this country, there have been a lot of different presidents. Some good, some bad. The one thing they have in common is that all those presidents were elected based on what they said. What they said they would do well. What they said their opponents would do wrong. The difference between me and them is that, I’m not just saying things: I am doing things. With the way the country is now, we just can’t afford a bad president. We can’t afford these non candy giving, war loving scumbags! And I’m not just asking you to vote for me. I’m asking you to trust me. Now, a lot of people are asking: What will Anna do for me? I’ll tell you what I’m going to do right now: I will solve 3 major issues in one, simple solution. Now I know that with child obesity rates, everyone is trying to get healthy. A lot of people are actually taking money out of their paychecks to get gym memberships. Now what if, you could be paid to run on treadmills? Sounds great right? Yes we will hire obese runners to run on treadmills, therefore creating clean, cheap electricity. This is still not enough to get the economy and environment back on their feet. We will be offering free trade for your low MPG, gas guzzling trucks to get high MPG, environmentally friendly hybrids. With lower oil prices, better paychecks, and a $1500 tax break for anyone making under $150,000 a year, we will get the economy where it belongs! In conclusion, as Americans, you have the right to vote for who you want to vote for. You are not female Americans, white Americans, black Americas, Asian Americans, Democrats, Republicans, Independents…. We are not any of those: We are American Americans. Thank You! If you’re an American American, you’ll vote for me.


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