" SUBSTITUTION " PERIOD PAD
( drewallgoods challenge )
It seems people are using feminine pads for more than their intentions. A woman once used two feminine pads, as shoulder pads for her blouse. Here's a poem about a situation, where a feminine pad was at the right place, at the right time. I was given the subject comedy, In the year 2009.
We were out on a date, my boyfriend and me.
When all of a sudden, I needed to pee.
The bathroom was crowded, my bladder was aching.
I was getting upset, at how long she was taking.
When she finally came out, she had a smile on her face.
There was no time to chat, or there'd be a disgrace.
I sat on the toilet, oh, the relief I felt streaming.
Then I noticed no paper, as I started screaming.
That silly old woman, that crazy old bat.
She used all the paper, not a word did she spat.
She knew when she smiled, the tissue was gone.
I sat in that stall, in the bathroom alone.
I had started my period, no tissue, no pad.
No tampon around, I was getting real mad.
Then a woman came in, and in the stall next to me.
I ask for some paper, could you pretty please.
Kindly she answered, there's no paper here.
When I told her my problem, she said you poor dear.
She found me some paper, and even a pad.
I thanked her and thanked her, she could tell I was glad.
While washing my hands, we chatted awhile.
She was quite old, her clothes out of style.
I noticed her shoulders, one high, and one low.
She lost a shoulder pad, I guess... I don't know.
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