My Strange Dog Lexi!!!!

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My dog Lexi is very freaking weird....

Submitted: August 06, 2010

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 My dog Lexi is very weird. Here's why:

Well, sometimes, she stares at my bedroom door longily. I know you guys are like, "Well maybe she wants out of your damn bedroom!" But, when I open the door for her to get out, she'd either get out, or mostly she'd look at me like I'm some lunatic. Then I'd close the door and go back to watching TV on my bed and she'd go back to watching the door.

Yes, I sometimes leave it open(but I kind of want privacy, guys, and she's always in my room)but when it's open, she'd go underneath my bed-mostly for the WHOLE day!

And if I try not to let her into my room, she'd cry and scratch at my door begging to get in!

Hehehe....DAMMIT....

And she'd ALWAYS snore so freaking loudly, LOUDER THAT MY DAMN DAD, underneath my bed, and I can't shut her up!

And she'd get off of her freaking harness, too, and run all around the neighborhood until she has to pee and stop and I can get her. By the way, forgot to mention, she's a pekignese/king charles mix breed, so she's small, too.

RIGHT NOW SHE IS SNORING UNDERNEATH MY BED, AND MY DAMN LAPTOP IS KILLING ME, AND I'M GOING TO 'FIX IT' TOMORROW!!!!

And she chokes herself basically, trying to get more out of her leash and harness when she can't get anywhere anymore! Grr!

Well, that's kind of basically it, and if you guys have any solutions as to why she's doing this crap-MAN SHE'S SNORING LOUD!-please tell me!!!! Please!!!

Oh, and when she pees she looks at me through the WHOLE thing for some reason! LOL.

No, this is not the only story thing I'm going to make. I also may need help on how to update on stories or something, or maybe I'll just look it up. And, NO NO NO NO NO, I will NOT be making retarded stories and crap like that!! Please believe me!! I actually have a book I'm writing on Microsoft, too!! LOL. It's called THE ORGANIZATION, and if you're actually caring, I'll tell you about it. But I can't help from bragging, so far it 231 pages, and almost near the end!!! LOL.

Well, bye, and PLEASE comment!!!! LOL

~~Megan~~


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