DRESS CODE

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is another satire I wrote.. I dont know if its good though..

Submitted: March 23, 2012

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Submitted: March 23, 2012

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DRESS CODE

This will be your guideline on your attire throughout your time here as a sanitary engineer. Please follow these or proper disciplinary action will be applied.

  • Let us start from your pants. Pants must be ripped at least once on the knee. It helps with ventilation, protecting you from sweaty butt cheeks. It is suggested that you rip your pants at unusual locations such as the behind. This is the same dress code for both the females and the males. Some examples of the desired look are:

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  • Next we will discuss your top. For the girls, please only wear shirts that expose most of your skin. Everyone knows that people only want the attractive girls. Only wear baby sizes too, no matter how big you are, in doing this, you can expose most of your body. You are required to cut the sleeves off so that you won’t perspire on the job. Never, I repeat, NEVER wear a shirt just the way it was when you first got it. Oh and for the guys… guys can wear anything, no one really cares.
  • Shoes. Any type of footwear is allowed other dress shoes. It’s just plain ugly.
  • Last but not the least, make sure to wear as much fake gold as possible, and use as much cologne as your budget allows you. We always want to know 50 miles away that you are near; it makes us feel like we’re superhuman.

Thank You,

Anthony Co

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