Bad Sex

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Moved to Edmonton, staying with a couple and a boy I am sharing a room with has no idea what to do in bed lol

Submitted: April 03, 2015

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He goes on top and already it's devastating 

I lye there thinking of how much time he's wasting
Complains about how my vagina hurts his penis
I'm sorry, if you knew how to fuck right i probably wouldn't be writing this
Lol, to his short breath
I could do a 5k run and I'd still fuck better 
 
I probably will never say this to your face, so I'll write a letter 
But Jesus if your supposed to be living with another girl
God bless let a real man in your life to teach you how to have sex, it's for the better
Because as far as I'm concerned,
You have been the very worst 
At pleasing women...I think satin has you cursed! 
 
Only a couple more months, it's only a short measure
Please don't tell me it's your knees again or your high blood pressure 
It's really not your fault, your only 23
And maybe I am just used to fucking a man twice the age of me 
Who knew such a nice cock would jump like a rabbit 
It still looks good, except I need to fake it so we can finish with this shit


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