Avatar Rap

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a rap I decided to post up after watcing MTV movie awards. And BP means--years before humans began to screw up the atmosphere by testing nuclear devices.

Submitted: October 14, 2011

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There’s a planet called Pandora, and it has some very valuable rocks. But no one can obtain them!

Hey James Cameron, what do you want to call this rock that no one can obtain?

Piff, I don’t know, let’s just call it: Unobtainum!

Now hold up James that sounds a little lame…

Shut up! I’m trying to make some freakin money!

Now there’s a dude named Jake and his brother is in this program called Avatar.

Where you go to sleep and you become a blue alien.

But now Jake’s brother got murder, and Jake’s got to do the program instead.

But his legs don’t work but the Colonel says if you do a good job then we will give you your legs back!

Dude really wants his legs. So he can do this, and this, and this, and this, and this. Dam I love having legs!

Now this blue named Natri, gives our boy Jake a chance.

Next thing you know, dude’s getting his swerve on while his ponytail is doing it with plants.
From what I hear, is that the moral of the story is that is a bummer when nature gets destroyed because of greed.

Which reminds me one more thing- You BP! Yea, you BP! You BP!


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