Jingle bells. Lord of the Rings style!!!

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You heard of Jingle Bells. You've seen Lord of the Rings, or read it. Now... here it is Jingle Lord of the Rings Bell! LOL

Submitted: November 28, 2011

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Oh, dashing through the mountains. With the ring around my neck.

One cannot simply, walk into Mordor!

The EYE is watching and Sméagol wants his precious.

But the Fellowship is right by my side.

Oh, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings.

The ring only listens to master.

Sarumon is a moron and looks like a grandpa!

Oh, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings.

We need some good potatoes.

We’ll boil ‘em, mash ‘em and stick ‘em in a stew!

Oh, dashing through the grass, with a sword strapped to my back.

I have a nasty plan. For the Orcs I’m gonna kill.

And I finally, walked into Mordor.

Take that Boromir! I simply walked into Mordor!

Oh, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings.

AH!!! I think I broke my foot.

From kicking an Orc’s severed head…Oh

Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings.

They are taking the Hobbits to Isendgard.

I stepped on Pip or Merry’s oak leaf tag.

We better find them or they will become dinner… Oh

Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings.

Don’t put on the Ring!

‘Cause if you do he will find you.

And you be screwed so may I suggest you.

Destroy that Ring and go back to where we came from!!!


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