THANK GOD I AM ALIVE

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I faced death for a moment .................

Submitted: September 23, 2013

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Submitted: September 23, 2013

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Due to socio economic reasons , uneven work shifts and as an adaptive mechanism for escaping from pseudo evangelists ,positive thinking frauds ,money chain suckers ,love failed lunatics , MBA maniacs ,schizoid engineering drop outs , paranoid bio technologist's and Matrimonial mahalakshmies . I became a cave dwelling nocturnal less sociable  misanthropic periodic hibernating animal ......

For me the greatest man made discovery is not legendary wheels ,...inter net atom bomb or mobile phones..... its not even lady gaga ......its a  mosquito net , a for legged simple discovery cot ,a nice bed ,pillow and blanket ..its a time machine for me with pre programmed dreams i am violating all boundaries of existing time ..past present and future......... 


  I am not worried about inflation or rising onion prizes or depleting salary increments ..i am immune to all socio economic psychological and diplomatic uncertainties.. biggest treat for me is  FEMALE  mosquitoes ...i am not against blood donation..... But i hate this inferior insects using my pure nazrani bachelor  blood for their breeding purpose....that's why i am sleeping under mosquito net its having secondary use it save me from culture less  pooping lizards.....

 It was raining out out side  i am in a peace full yogic sleep.... suddenly i felt a xeno biotic appearance in my bed... a hissing sound...  a ...sharp bite..... my cumulative memory pictured a venomous  snake.....i got paralyzed...i am not able to raise not even cry..... i saw  face of death....not so black(thanks to fair and handsome)

 

 

I saw angels and demons counting points for my soul demons are leading ...sexy cheer leaders wearing erotic black dress  dancing and shaking their hips ...angelic cheer leaders wearing white pardha are Sleeping..... I  saw some hand gestures and towel signaling from some of the angels... OHO.. S***T  SOUL FIXING.......... D COMPANY..i am helpless....

 

  Now i can hear a melancholic  back ground music  my parents and sister mourning for me.. i can see heart broken bank officials in the crowd,...my loving friends  gijo and gang boozing for me with out offering  a singile drop .....our village priest is presenting  his verbose obituary speech.....hell heaven and good deeds i done in my life...........(not many)

 I n a fraction of second my soul returned  i jumped from the bed  and put on lights...... for my surprise a small ugly kitty cat sleeping in my bed an inferior member of superior feline race of tiger and lion ... even though i am a socialist believing in equality  i throwed  that poor orphan out side the window and continued my spiritual journey of sleeppppp............

 

 Next morning i resurrected from the bed while opening room door i witnessed a clear cut suicide attempt that poor orphphon cat  is sleeping inside my highly odorous office shoe ............................

  i advised that  miserable creature,,,,,, depression is  a global phenomenon  suicide is not remedy try to write self help or motivational book for others......like CHICKEN SOUP FOR DEPRESSED CATS.....


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