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I need some peace and quiet I need some peace and quiet

Script by: Asfi

Genre: Humor

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Script by: Asfi

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Genre: Humor

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Summary

If you fell ill and were to spend the day at home with your loud wife and annoying kid....what would you do?

Summary

If you fell ill and were to spend the day at home with your loud wife and annoying kid....what would you do?

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Submitted: June 15, 2012

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Submitted: June 15, 2012

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DOCTOR: There's nothing to worry about, madam. Your husband has worked too hard. He's just stressed.

WIFE: Doctor, nowadays he's working just TOO hard! He goes to work early in the morning and comes back late in the evening.

DOCTOR: Oh dear! But don't worry madam. He has promised me that he'll rest daily.

WIFE: Really? Well that's a relief.

DOCTOR: Well then....I must be on my way.

WIFE: Of course. But what should he eat? And does he need medicine?

DOCTOR: No no. No medicine. And he can eat all healthy foods.

WIFE: Ok. (Screams) Amigo! Oh Amigo! Come here and take the doctor's bag to his car.

(enters Amigo)

AMIGO: Yes, ma'am! As you wish MA'AM!!!!!

DOCTOR: Goodbye Madam. And please make sure that he is able to sleep peacefully.

WIFE: Goodbye. Well then....I hope YOU heard that, hmmm?

HUSBAND: Hmmmm

WIFE: Does your back ache?

HUSBAND: Hmmmm

(knock on door)

WIFE: Oh who's at the door? Amigo! Amigo. Check who's at the door.

(enters Amigo)

AMIGO: Maam, its the water carrier.

WIFE: Him? Oh tell him to go away! That foolish man must ALWAYS disturb us! Tell him to come early tomorrow.

HUSBAND: Ugh! Hey don't scream so much

WIFE: Oh! Oh I remember. Your back aches. Should I tell Amigo to massage it?

HUSBAND: (angrily) No!

(enters Amigo again)

AMIGO: Yes ma'am?

WIFE: Foolish man! Where were you?

AMIGO: Ma'am I was working in the basement

WIFE: THEN GO! GO DO YOUR WORK! (Amigo leaves) Well I'm going out of the room now. Call me if you need me

HUSBAND: Please close the door.

WIFE: Oh and what would you like to eat?

HUSBAND: Make whatever you want

WIFE: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO EAT IT!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!!

HUSBAND: Porridge

WIFE: How about some soup? Would you like some hot, tasty and healthy chicken soup?

HUSBAND: Mmmmm. Sure!

WIFE: But its too difficult to make. So I'll just make the porridge.

(put put put put. vroooooooooom)

HUSBAND: Now whats that sound?

WIFE: Oh thats your lovely little princess! She got a car from a festival and now she wont stop playing with it! Foolish child! I'll have to go handle her myself!

(wife leaves)

(Child crying)

WIFE: Quiet! Quiet! Your father is lying ill in the bed and you dont even care?!?! BE SILENT!

(wife takes the child into her room)

HUSBAND: Ah! Now I can rest!

(Amigo enters and starts sweeping the floor)

HUSBAND:Hey what's this? (cough) Oh my god! What are you doing?

AMIGO: Sweeping the floor. If I wont sweep it then madam will be very angry.

HUSBAND: MADAM THIS! MADAM THAT! MADAM THIS! MADAM THAT! I AM YOUR MASTER! NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM! NOW!

(Amigo left)

(RIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIING)

HUSBAND: Oh wife! Please pick up the phone.

(RIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING)

HUSBAND: Oh God! Hello? Yes, I'm Mr. Smith. Mrs. Smith is not in the room. No, there's no one who can bring her in the room. I am ill. I can't go. Please call later. Ok ok. Now please call later. I SAID CALL LATER!

(slams phone)

HUSBAND: Foolish people

(enters wife)

WIFE: You called?

HUSBAND: Yeah it was your friend's call

WIFE: Who?

HUSBAND: I dunno

WIFE:Didn'tyou ask her name?

HUSBAND: Ooops. I forgot.

WIFE: Ooooook.

(song starts playing)

WIFE: Oh now the neighbours are making noise. I'll write a letter to them to tell them to stop.

HUSBAND: Ok

(enters child)

CHILD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Mama mama! I fell down and now my knee is bleeding.

WIFE: Oh be quiet! I'll see your injury later. It's ok!

(beggar peeps through window)

BEGGAR: Any kind person around here who may spare some change?

WIFE: Amigo! Get rid of this begger please. AMIGO!!!!

CHILD; MAMA!

WIFE: Hush!

(Music gets louder)

WIFE: AMIGO!

HUSBAND: Wife? Please bring me my coat and hat.

WIFE: Coat and hat? But why?

HUSBAND: I'm going to the office. I REALLY need some rest!


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