Corn in My Yard

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A unicorn in my yard? Decisions to make!

Corn In My Yard
A unicorn was in my yard 
this morn..
He was big and black
with an ivory horn.
He trampled on my flowers
ate mouth fulls my grass.
So I went and grabbed my gun 
to shoot him in the ass.
I opened up my gun
And I put a bullet in it.
Raised my gun and aimed,
then I thought a minute.
What’s some ugly flowers
and bites of scraggly grass.
Unicorns attract maidens
With lots of poise and class.
Mmm, I thought, pretty maids,
with dainty feet.
Or half a ton
of unicorn meat.
Decisions, decisions
I thought and thought.
Then I raised my rifle
and took the shot.

Submitted: September 17, 2020

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Erikka Hamilton

I can see you struggling with this decesion! I love it!

Thu, September 17th, 2020 7:37am

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