Grammar Nazis.

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I'm kind of an elitist about english occasionally..

Submitted: April 24, 2007

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Submitted: April 24, 2007

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I'm gonna gripe for a minute. You know what I fucking hate?
I fucking hate it when people (white girls, I'm talking to you) shorten words into numbers or single letters. (I M hawtt R U 2?)

You are terrible, learn how to type correctly. Shortening a three letter word to a single letter does not save any effort, it just makes you look uneducated and lazy. You know what else I hate? When people make typos and don't bother to correct them. Everyone makes typos from time to time but has anyone ever heard of the term PROOF READ? Come on, in a text world the only thing people can judge you on is your grammar/spelling and sentence structure. Learn to make some sense.


Also, what is it with people spelling words incorrectly on purpose, I know for a fact you people can spell the word 'doing' without an e. British/Australian people do it all the time, 'wots up there m8?' FUCK YOU. You type sloppy and you make me want to punch you in the face. What the fuck is a wot, you limey bastard?


Third, I want to e-smack everyone who spells things horribly. It's not difficult, I know for a fact you have seen these words thousands of times and it's always been the same. If you are unsure about a word you're trying to type, look it up really quick and save yourself some embarrassment, will you?


Lastly, I really need to say this. Is there any explanation for fully educated adults to not know the difference between 'you're' and 'your' ? Clarification: 'YOU'RE making yourself look like a moron because YOUR grammar is horrible. This all brings me to the to/too/two problem that everyone seems to have. I may be a stoned drop out but I have NEVER gotten these confused.. Just a thought.


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