Nerdy Joke I love...

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This joke really needs to be spoken but I am hoping it works ok written. Maybe if you read it outloud it will help!

Ok, this joke is going to be difficult to say typing, it is a speaking kind of joke BUT I will endeavor to tell it.

There were two great friends Ollie Oyster and Sam Clam,

They both died on the same day in a car accident.

Ollie Oyster, who had led a good life was taken into heaven.

Sam Clam, was not so lucky, his wild past caught up with him and he was condemned to hell.

One day Ollie Oyster with his harp under his arm approached Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.

He asked if he could get a special pass to visit his old friend in hell.

Saint Peter told Ollie Oyster he could visit hell but had to be back by midnight.

When Ollie Oyster got to hell, he asked around to find where his friend Sam Calm might be.

Finally someone told him that Sam Clam owned a wild discotheque (disco) club.

Ollie Oyster made his way to Sam Clams disco and found his old friend and was having a great visit.

He looked at the clock 11:50 pm he barely had time to get back to heaven, he ran all the way to the gates where Saint Peter was waiting.

He stopped, looked at Saint Peter and promptly said, “wait!! I have to go back”

Saint Peter asked him why and he replied, “I left my harp in Sam Clams disco”

Ok…. Are you laughing?

Did you at least go DUH?

Try saying the last 8 words again, listening to how it sounds.

Try singing the last 8 words!

To the tune of:

I left my heart in San Francisco, by Tony Bennett

Well, I did warn it was a vocal joke so you could exaggerate the ending

Not sure if Dibbledabble has ever heard the song, but he does have a vast knowledge of music judging from his blues poem.

Submitted: November 29, 2011

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bobthebuilder

Boy, did that joke ever flounder! But I still laughed for the halibut!

Tue, November 29th, 2011 4:45am

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Punny, I mean funny!

Thanks

Tue, November 29th, 2011 4:18am

bobthebuilder

Boy, did that joke ever flounder! But I still laughed for the halibut!

Tue, November 29th, 2011 4:46am

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Double comment!

Thanks

Tue, November 29th, 2011 4:19am

dibbledabble

Works for me! had me grinning

Thanks Obi

Tue, November 29th, 2011 8:26am

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I have fun telling that one, people get so into the story, and when you deliver the last line and say the words harp and disco with a slightly heavier tone then stop and look wide eyed and innocent. And you wait for it to dawn on them that you are done and what did they miss! Then they roll thier eyes and smile as they get the reference.

Like I said nerdy but I love it!

Tue, November 29th, 2011 4:22am

HELL

I don't get it...

Sun, December 25th, 2011 9:26pm

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Usually people younger than 40 don't get that one, it is a reference to an old song you probably never heard, sorry.

Thanks for trying though!

Sun, December 25th, 2011 5:01pm

BITSxOFxKINKY

i got it i got it omg thats bad ... :)

Wed, February 8th, 2012 1:03am

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I am so glad you got it! Gratz!! I am not sure whats the bad part or if bad means bad.

Like the shit means good! Sometimes people fool me, also sick means good? I am old school!

Did you think it was funny or was it a DUH! thing?

Tue, February 7th, 2012 5:45pm