A Welcome Letter

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A funny introduction letter that I wrote about a fictional school:) If you feel offended, just remember that its a joke

Submitted: February 15, 2012

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Submitted: February 15, 2012

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Welcome to Crosseyes Academy, the school for your special child. Here you will find the necessary learning paths that you may believe is right for your child. If this does not sound interesting to you, fold paper in half, rip into four cemetrical pieces and throw in nearest garbage can. If you are not near any garbage cans, just throw the riped up paper into the dumpster that you are already laying in. But if this non-conditional letter does somehow interest you, than I suggest you do something that you have probably never done in your entire life: Read on.
Here you have three levels of learning:

 


Level 1: Smart
If, in your eyes, your child is extremely "Smart" but still retarded, this is the perfect class for that special someone. If your child is full of himself/herself, immediately put them in this class so they will realize how stupid they really are. But be alarmed, not all special people are even close to being dumb. In fact, most of them, despite their constant behavioral problems, are very smart and if they are, do not hesitate to put them in this class.


Level 2: Average
The title speaks for itself. This is the perfect class for your average Justin Bieber fan. But if you do not think your child is ready for this class, there's always the next level down.


Level 3: Special and I Know it
This is the perfect class for your Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and even Jonas brothers fans, or at least what's left of them, that is.


I hope you enjoyed reading about our learning programs. If you want to learn even more, or at least try to, you can visit us on the internet at www.ThatSpecialSomeone.CrosseyesAcademy.org/WhyamIeventrying
If you do not have internet, you can order it from your local cable television provider. If you do not have a local cable television provider, than I suggest you find a good job, move out of the ghetto and buy a low income house that does perhaps have internet access. Don't worry, I won't tell the cops.


A/N: Hey guys, the reason I havent been on here much at all, let alone post something is because my computer broke. I will try to continue Revelance and I will be adding new chapters very soon. I SHALL FINISH WHAT I STARTED:)


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