How Ironic

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Name more ironic things in the comments below:)

Submitted: September 29, 2012

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Submitted: September 29, 2012

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That's ironic like...

An atheistic praying mantis

A college with no campus


Street racing in a school zone

A prince sitting on a king's throne


Dying in the living room

A camera with no zoom

Complaints that aren't issues

or a church with no pews


An 11 year old adult

It was the innocent person's fault


A swimming pool on fire

A devoted heart with no desire


Calculators with no answers

jungles without panthers

or an oncology patient with no cancer

A blizzard in a desert

A bird with no feathers


It's ironic like...

A relationship filled with hatred and resentment
An Apple store filled with Amish and cave men

A bus stop without a bus

Tsunamis that don't cause floods
or mosquitos who give blood

Comedians who don't tell jokes

Only in America do we eat a Big Mac with a Diet Coke

Mug shots with no faces

Shoes without shoelaces
Wordswithnospaces

A blind person using binoculars

A rich person holding a wallet without dollars

Sure, what's ironic is an arm without an elbow

but what really matters is what you see down below
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These rhymes themselves are ironic
like a turtle named Sonic
but I'm selling you the truth
and I'm hoping that you'll buy it


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