Me as a Stand-Up Comedian (Bit#3) (Short Version)

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I think it would be awesome to be a stand-up comedian because I love to make people laugh but I suffer from stage fright so I'm doing all of my acts that I have written and saying them here XD haha enjoy:)

Submitted: July 30, 2011

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Bit#3 (Short version)

Doing my Homework

You guys like reading books right?

Yeah me neither [croud laugh]

I never did my schoolwork when I was a kid

I was always struggling a lot

I guess it runs in the family [croud laugh]

My cousin was held back three times in middle school [croud laugh]

His dad would always tease him and say

"If you don't start getting better grades, you'll be held back so many times you'll be drivingyourself to 6th grade. [croud laugh]

I did bad in every subject

You name it, I failed it [croud laugh]


Extended original version and even more comedy bits coming soon:)


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