The Book of Jokes (Vol. 1)

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The ultimate jokes in one awesome book

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The Book of Joke (Vol. 1)

Submitted: August 13, 2012

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Submitted: August 13, 2012

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze a... Read Chapter

Submitted: August 13, 2012

You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.   Submit your ... Read Chapter

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A man was planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, he made a list of things he needed to do, including taking food out of the... Read Chapter

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A woman was nervous the night her husband brought their three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. Her husband ordered... Read Chapter

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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Dr... Read Chapter

Submitted: August 13, 2012

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Dr... Read Chapter

Submitted: August 14, 2012

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $... Read Chapter

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Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes floating by in the current. One codger scoops it up, sees a cork in ... Read Chapter

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A woman was getting a homemade cherry pie ready to put into the oven when the phone rang. It was the school nurse. Her son had come down ... Read Chapter

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The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he quite surprised the teacher. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, ... Read Chapter

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A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turne... Read Chapter

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"If this car was a woman, she'd get pinched in the butt." Underneath which a graffiti read: "If this woman was a car, she'd run yo... Read Chapter

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This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. W... Read Chapter

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At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the p... Read Chapter

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TRUE STORY - CARJACKING FOILED An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found four males in her car. She dropped her shoppin... Read Chapter

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After three years of marriage, a woman was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the t... Read Chapter

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Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.  Only in America...are there handicap parking places ... Read Chapter

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The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribul... Read Chapter

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A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boy... Read Chapter

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