Herman and Erma

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Herma and Erma conversations.

Submitted: March 31, 2013

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Herman and Erma

 

Herman and Erma Dullard have been married for fifty years. Like many couples who have been married for a long time, and getting on in age; they get a little cranky with each other from time to time.

Herman:  I notice you don’t seem to get upset with me so much anymore.

Erma:I’ve learned a way to deal with my anger.

Herman:  Well, whatever you’re doing, keep it up.  What is it you’re doing anyway?

Erma:I go clean the toilet…makes me feel much better.

Herman:  Really? How does cleaning the toilet get rid of your anger?

Erma:I clean it with your toothbrush….hehehe.

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Erma:  Herman, after fifty years, if you could marry me all over again, would you?

Herman:  I sure would dear. To me, you’re still that same pretty girl you were when I first saw you standing there in that blue dress, I said to myself, that’s the girl I’m  gonna marry one day!  You were the prettiest girl at the Harvest Dance. 

Erma:  That’s so sweet Herman; makes me feel…..wait a minute; I wasn’t wearing a blue dress. I was wearing a yellow dress; Mary Sue Albright was wearing the blue dress!

Herman:  Oh hell!  You mean to tell me I married the wrong girl?  Wait a minute, where’re you going Erma…I just got confused about the dress, that’s all.

Erma:  I’m going to clean the toilet!  

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