He: “How long has it been?”
She: “How long has it been since what?”
He: “You know, since we had sex?”
She: “I suppose it’s been awhile; I don’t remember.”
He: “I do, it was on my sixtieth birthday.”
She: “Well then, that’s not so long ago.”
He: “But honey, I’m seventy now.”
She: “It’s been that long? Wow, times goes fast doesn’t it?”
He: “So what do you think?”
She: “About what?”
He: “Sex; I’m talking about sex and having it!”
She: “Oh for God’s sake Herman; you’re too old to be thinking about sex!”
He: “No I’m not Erma; a man never gets too old.”
She: “A man never gets too old for what?”
He: “Uh never gets too old to….uh; what were we talking about?”
She: “You don’t remember what we were talking about?”
He: “No; refresh my memory Erma.”
She: “You asked if you were too old to climb a ladder and clean the gutters.”
He: “Well, what do you think; should I climb the ladder?”
She: “No, I think we should call someone to do it.”
He: “You’re probably right; I’ll go give Jerry a call.”
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