To The Man Bragging In The Middle Of The Room

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Was at a party and this guy was a huge blowhard. Wrote this as a little response.

Submitted: January 27, 2014

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Submitted: January 27, 2014



Whoa, stop swinging that big dick around
You're liable to hurt somebody
Look at you
Dropping the names of the rich and famous
Tell me again about how great you are
God damn your dick is huge
I'm so interested in the women you've fucked
Please tell me about some more
Fucking fascinating
You deserve a medal
Holy hell! You're starting your own business?
How far along are you with that?
Oh, fucking nowhere?
That's fine, it's a great idea and I'm sure it'll go far
Besides, you have that enormous dick
Let's talk some more about your fantasy football league
And by that I mean you talk, what else could I mean?
Unbelievable! You almost won something, kinda!
Jesus, you have me hypnotized
You have to leave already?
But we are all under your spell
Every woman here will be Jilling to you tonight
But can you blame them?
With a dick like that

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