"Open Wide!"

Poem by: ben hardstaff

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I wrote this after my trip to the dentist today.

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Submitted: February 03, 2013

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"Open Wide!"

 

I went to the Dentist today,

for treatment of dental decay,

but the shrill of the drill,

and extortionate bill,

In future, will keep me away.

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I'd rather give up all the sweets -

The chocolatey, sugary treats.

Though they're lovely to munch

between breakfast and lunch,

It's those the enamel depletes.

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So now that I'm free of the gaps,

thanks to numerous crowns and caps,

I'll give up the toffees,

and sugary coffees,

 and relinquish the Gingersnaps.

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There'll be no more dental cement,

or reasons for me to lament,

about not taking care

of the teeth that are there -

It's harder to cure than prevent!


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I wrote this after my trip to the dentist today.

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