P..P..P..Pick Up A Penguin

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P..P..P..Pick Up A Penguin

Poem by: ben hardstaff

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Genre: Poetry

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THIS IS A POEM ABOUT A PAIR OF PATAGONIAN PENGUINS...

Summary

THIS IS A POEM ABOUT A PAIR OF PATAGONIAN PENGUINS...

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Submitted: April 14, 2010

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Submitted: April 14, 2010

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P...P...Pick Up A Penguin

Pete's a Patagonian penguin,

A Paddling, perky bird.

Peacefully plodding on pack ice,

And peculiarly absurd.

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Pete is plump and piebald,

He preys on prawns for lunch.

He's a predator of prodigious power,

And packs a powerful punch.

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Pete's pride are his pale pink pyjamas,

They're pretty, and patterned with plants.

He poses in polka dot plimsoles,

And posh pleated purple pants.

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Pete's got a pen pal called Percy,

He's a potty perverted pest.

He pecks and picks on petrel chicks,

Pulls puffins off their nests.

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So if you want to p...p...pick up a penguin

Be prepared for a 'Percy' or 'Pete',

'Cus your perception of penguin perfection,

Could be walloped by waddling feet!


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