Wilf The One-Eyed Wobblegog
I'm Wilf, the one-eyed Wobblegog,
I sleep beneath the trees.
I'm not a bird - I'm not a frog,
but something inbetween.
I'm red and blue, with yellow wings,
(but I've never, ever flown)
I bounce around on silver springs,
and play a golden saxaphone.
My favourite food is crunchy grubs -
my favourite drink's Ribena.
I sometimes slurp up slimy slugs
and purple semolina.
I sometimes fish for sticklebacks
or hunt amongst the shrubs,
then sell my catch as tasty snacks
to local insect pubs.
It's brilliant being a Wobblegog.
It's the only life i know,
so if one day you lift a log,
don't squash me, simply say "hello!".
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