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The two greatest movie characters of all time meet. Do they duel to the death? You'll have to read it to find out.

Submitted: December 10, 2011

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The Ultimate Throw Down 

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY  FAR FAR AWAY.......................... .................................. A NEW ERA HAS BEEN BORN UNDER THE IMPERIAL REIGN OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF WHICH NOW CONTROLS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.  THE ONLY REMAINING ENEMY OF THE ALL POWERFUL EMPIRE RESIDES ON THE PLANET EARTH.  SENT BY THE EMPEROR HIMSELF THE ALL MIGHTY DARTH VADER ARRIVES ON PLANET EARTH TO CRUSH WHAT IS LEFT OF THE REBELLION TO END THE WAR AND RULE THE STARS FOREVER AND EVER BY HIS MASTERS SIDE.............

Darth Vader menacingly strolls down the narrow corridor of The Millennium Falcon breathing heavily through his mask as evacuated his ship, his cape whistling in the wind in his descent down the ramp and onto the Isle el Caribe.  The Cyborg advanced into the night blending into the darkness perfectly with his pitch black armor. Hours later just west of the island as the waters of the Caribbean glistened in the light of the rising sun stood the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow proudly atop of the mast of The Black Pearl. He sailed the sea dawn till dusk until he finally came ashore where he docked his ship for the night and set foot on the beach once more that he had come to know so well.

Upon roaming the Island Captain Sparrow discovers what appears to be a type of ship but one which is made of metal and seems to be more of a space ship than anything. Jack circles the perimeter of the ship, investigating it.  After scanning the area ensuring no one is in sight he boards this mysterious ship in search of rum. Eventually he departs the ship disappointed in his failure to find any of his beloved rum. But he doesn't get far into the woods before making out a large intimidating masked figure by the light of the moon, wearing nothing but black. Jack froze staring blankly into the face of what he believed to be Satan's himself. \"This isn't a dream is it,\" Jack muttered to himself.  \"Jack Sparrow,\" the figure spoke, \"I have been expecting you.\" \"I thought not\" Jack answered himself.  \"If it were there'd be rum.\"  And with that Darth Vader ignited his light-saber and began toward Captain Jack Sparrow.

 There they stood face to face.  Sparrow greeted Vader warmly. \"Hoy mate, come to join my crew have ya.\"  \"I'm afraid not Captain,\" responded Vader.  \"I am here to destroy you and your planet.\"  Jack nodded but the fear in his eyes was becoming obvious.  \"Interesting,\" Jack replied sizing Vader up. \"That's very interesting.\"  \"Well I'll tell ya what mate,\" Sparrow continued, \"How about instead you put your weapon there back,\" Sparrow pointed at Vader's light-saber.  \"I make you co captain of my ship, you and I peacefully take over the world together and we split the profit fifty fifty ay?\"  Vader remained silent so Sparrow spoke again. \"Do we have an accord?\"  \"Captain Sparrow I am not here for negotiations.  I am Darth Vader dark lord of the sith.\" \"Dark Lord of the what,\" Sparrow interrupted.  \"I have been sent to destroy you and all of the human race.\"  \"Your not a eunuch are you,\" Sparrow asked.   \"I assume you were never told what happened to your father,\" implied Vader.  \"Technically in my belief,\" Sparrow began but Vader cut him off.  \"I have nothing more to say to you.  \"Now Mr. Sparrow you will meet your destiny.\" Captain Sparrow placed a hand on the hilt of his sword.   \"You really think this wise boy wise boy, crossing blades with a pirate.\"  Vader took a step towards Sparrow.  \"You are no match for the power of the dark side.\"  Drawing his sword Sparrow grinned, \"Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, Savvy.\"

They clashed there blades in battle through the course of the woods. They banged viciously away at one another.  For what seemed like hours the fight forged onward with neither combatant seeming to gain any advantage.  Suddenly Jack tripped over a tree root but as Vader moved in to deliver the death blow Sparrow stuck out his leg and tripped him and the the man in black plummeted to the ground.  Jack looked up and climbed onto a sturdy branch above him.  Vader flipped into the air landing effortlessly on the branch himself and the battle raged on.  Across the long branch they went, which was becoming skinnier and less sturdy the further along it they went.  As they neared the opposite side of the branch and the tree trunk which it was attached to Vader took a swipe at Sparrow's legs.  Sparrow backflipped into the air, over the sizzling blade and kicked off the tree trunk landing foot first on the ground just as the branch collapsed under Vader's weight and he hit the ground hard.  Sparrow took a swing at Vader and missed as Vader reached out and smashed Sparrow in the face with his iron fist.  Captain Sparrow slammed into a tree and hit the ground hard.  Blood was showering from his nose.  He was back on his feet before Vader could finish him off and took a swing at Vader's mask.  Vader ducked and then sliced through the air Sparrows hand had been only milliseconds ago.  Jack struck upwards with his blade as Vader brought his own down upon Jack's and their swords locked.  Vader being physically stronger than Sparrow knocked him to the ground as his sword flew out of his grip and out of reach.

Captain Sparrow lay on the ground defenseless as Darth Vader towered over him.  \"I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement,\" Sparrow gasped.  \"It is too late for that now,\" Vader remarked.  Vader moved ever closer now standing directly over Jack with Saber raised high above his head ready to strike.  \"Who are you?\"  \"Jack, I.....  Am Your Father.\"  Jacked laughed,\"you got to be joking mate.  You ain't even got no bloody rum on your ship.  You can't be my daddy.\"  \"Jack come with me.  It is your destiny.  The force is strong with you my son.  Together we will destroy the Emperor and we shall rule the galaxy as father and son.\"  Jack did not say anything.  Vader reached out his hand.  Jack would not take it. \"A powerful sith you shall become Jack.  Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Sparrow.\"  \"Yes but in taking that name of which you offer I can no longer be Captain Jack Sparrow meaning I can no longer be Captain of the Black Pearl.  Therefore I must respectfully decline.  Sorry mate.\"  Captain Sparrow reached out his hand and grabbed onto a branch, used it to  flip into the air and grab onto the cable hanging just above him and out  of Vader's reach.  Vader just watched him not knowing what to do.  \"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught....... Captain Jack Sparrow.\" And with that he took off on the cable leaving Vader alone in his wake.

Darth Vader deactivated his light-saber and stood staring out into the deep blue sea through the trees. \"Captain Jack Sparrow.  Good luck to you, my son.\"

THE END


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