Fatal things to say to your pregnant wife...

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Jokes  |  House: Booksie Classic
Funny mayn....

Submitted: November 20, 2008

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>Sure you'll get your figure back.... We'll just search 1985 where you left it.

>Key's are in the fridge honey. I'll see you at the hospital at half time.

>How come your so much fatter then the chicks in Magazines?

>Why in the WORLD would I want to rub your feet?

>What's the big deal? if you can handle me going in... you handle the baby coming out...

>YO! Fatarse, your blocking the T.V!

>You know, now that you mention it, you ARE getting fat and unattractive...

>NO, I don't know where the remote is, have you checked under your breasts?

>Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid wieghs 40 pounds!

>I sure hope your thighs ain't gonna stayTHAT flabby forever.

>I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?

>Are your ankles suppose to look like that.

>Got milk?

>Maybe we should name the baby Tawney.... after my secretary....

>Geez! Your looking awfully puffy today...

>You don't have the guts to pull the trigger LARDARSE!


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