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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Other  |  House: Booksie Classic
RAndom Stuff....

Submitted: January 18, 2013

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Submitted: January 18, 2013

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if you cant swim in a pool how you gonna swim in an ocean

 
My mum took me to this certain sorcerous to ward off this some kinda thing that had come on me and i was like how the hell can you wash off shit with shit ? Jesus himself said how can satan cast off satan ,didnt He?

there was this guy who told me no girl was falling for him and i was like do you know what peacocks do to attract the peahens ???go do that i told him .......some people clad themselves in black and white as if to say God wanted them to do so ......why the hell then did God colour the flowers red,blue ,green and black? ....

there was this time when i had to decide between having to go to some high funda salon to learn hair dressing and some place where it would work out cheap for me and i didn't know what to do ..the question was what would people think if i went to some cheap place and dad had already blown lotsa cash on my other adventures and had been at a loss as i never completed them ..........i finally decided to go to the cheaper place ( no matter what people thought )where i could perfect myself and then try something more high funda as" if you cant swim in a pool how you gonna swim in an ocean"..........
 
 

The ass that looked like AN ASS

 
Whats an ass gonna look like if it tries to act like a horse ? Its gonna look like AN ASS ........... that's what people are gonna look like if they try to act like something they are not........like an ass trying to act like a horse .......am not a very good dancer but someone just forced me to dance and that was the biggest disaster ever ......i made the biggest fool of myself and sometimes i see this a certain number of people trying to do the same and it just reminds me of The Ass that looked like AN ASS.....
different people are different ........i remember my friend who wondered at how i did not enjoy this certain place he loved to go to and how i never enjoyed what they did .......and i was like if all the people were like you it would be like the whole world were filled with banana trees .......banana , banana and i'd go bananas......
its more like a hen enjoying itself on the ground and the hawk in the sky .........you cant expect the hawk to enjoy itself like the hen does nor can you expect the hen to soar through the skies .....imagine a hen soaring through the skies...the same with you and i...........
respect the ass for what it can do too bad a horse cant do the same and respect the horse for what it can do too bad an ass cant do the same .......if you have regard only for the horse whose gonna do the asses job???
 
 
 

when a deer see a lion all it gota do is run and not act smart ,if it act smart it be in the lions mouth.

 
there was this girl in college who kept wagging her tongue with me for a long time and thought i'd keep quiet . I kept quiet for a day or two and then gave her such a good thing she literally hid herself in the class rooms every-time she saw me . When you throw things at others make sure your able to take twice and thrice the much you throw at them lest they throw things at you that you cant handle........ if you cant handle it then you better back off lest you be left running around like a headless chicken.......as the saying goes when a deer see a lion all it gota do is run and not act smart ,if it act smart it be in the lions mouth......
 
 
 

fools and fish and parasites.........

 
is the call to be a christian a call to be a fool? some people think that being christian is to let every tom,dick and harry take you for a ride but you know what even the apostles filled with the spirit din't spare annanias and sapphira when they were out to cheat them.......so does Christianity call us to be fools or is it a call of wisdom?
Half my life i lived running around from place to place , from people to people asking them what i was supposed to do and finally they died leaving me like a headless chicken ......and then it struck me that if i had wisdom and knowledge for myself i needn't have to run to anybody........ its more like give a man a fish you feed him for a day ....teach him to fish and you feed him for a life time ......so then i decided to learn how to fish ......you know a parasitic plant lives only as long as the main plant(or whatever you call it ) supports it . Once the main plant is dead the parasitic plant dies along with it ...........
 
 

foxes,wolves and lions

 
i had a business dealing with this man and someone told me not to have anything to do with him saying he could be up to mischief so i was like you know what if you can't handle a fox how the hell you gonna handle a wolf or a lion ........don't run away from people learn to handle them ........not everyone's a lamb you know you might find people worse than him ....what you gonna do then? they say people with mild heart attacks can handle the major ones ......but those who haven't handled the mild ones rarely make it through.......
 
 

people 2.....

 
well marriage is like fixing a cork over a bottle ....u find the right cork to the bottle it'll hold u find one too small or one too big its gona fall in or out and that is what marriage is like ....if u marry a lion to a lamb its only gona eat it up .........a lion should be married to a lion .....and a lamb to a lamb....
i had this lesbian friend of mine who'd do all the shit in the world and then say ,"tell the memorare (Our Lady's prayer )". it's was more like pooping in the pants, washing it and then pooping again......why wash the pants just keep pooping in it that'll be better.........
 
 
 

people...

 
well the human body is like the moon and the sun ....if there are two moons its gona be too cold and if there are two suns its gona be too hot .......God said be fruitful and multiply ..........how can two men or two women multiply ?
there was this boy friend of mine who kept calling me boring cause i din't like what he liked and he din't like what i liked . it was like asking a fish to fly and a cat to swim.......or like marrying an eagle to a peacock .....
i had this friend of mine who was really smart she happened to marry a guy who looked like mr.bean .no offence to mr.bean in any way but its more like asking mr.bean to play the role of an action hero or an action hero to play the role of a clown .....and i realised that he was a doc thats why she married him .........
 
 

on people

 
i gave it really bad to this particular girl who was bugging me in college.....i din't mean to do so but i did it . there was this other girl in a particular place i'd been to who took advantage of me and i thought it was christian to let her do so .My mum always told me to be nice to the maids but the nicer i was to them the more did they sit on my head and take advantage. It then struck me that Christ said be gentle as doves but cunning as serpents . My mum told me not to stoop to their level but i told her if your like a lamb with a wolf its only gona eat you up.Be a wolf with a wolf and a lamb with a lamb that makes more sense. you should keep shit where it has to be kept if you keep it on your head you'll only dirty your head .Christ did not say go act like a fool . But He so often spoke of the wise servant, the wise man etc.He did not approve of fools.
 
 
 
 

Random stuf.

 
my mother often asks me why i'm so confused so i tel her "you know what if people have all kindsa food they like offered to them ,a large variety of food what would they do ? that's the way i feel so often ".
and again she asks me why i keep jumping from one thing to another so i tell her you know what when a bird goes out to search for a place to make its nest it does not go to one place and settle down but it goes to several places and finds one suitable and then it nests itself there . that's what i'm doing .
some may say we're not birds and we're not animals but there's a saying that says " rolling stones gather no moss ".now can we be stones ???
My mum always says that i hurt her real bad when i was at the rehab and i told her when a dog is trapped on all four sides it'll jump even into a drainage hole to escape if it should . i din't mean to hurt her but that was the only way to get out and that's what i did .
 
 

on god

 
its more like knocking at the door of a house once twice and thrice and if theres a person inside he will indeed answer .........but if theres no one inside that house your gonna be knocking in vain ..........the sames with God ........why do people so oft become atheist ???i guess they knocked on doors with no one inside .......
i had my tuition teacher who always criticised the God i worshiped and i told him, " God is like a washing machine if you know how to operate it you'll be happy with it .......if not your gonna have problems with it .....and hence the same with God "
 

 

 

all about having common sense .......

 
if God wanted all to be mother theresas then why did he make Adam ? i guess so that mother theresa becomes a saint and Adam a homosexual.........
when a theatre is empty we invite people to come an occupy the place in the theatre but when its already full its foolishness to do so ......God said be fruitful an multiply because the earth was empty but now that its full is there any point in doing so ..................Im not sayin go get extinct now............but is it a sin to use contraceptives or not that is the question ...............like the theatre case its gonna be foolishness in welcoming folk when its already full ......


people talk about trying to understand God ............have you been able to discover everythin around you ? if you have not been able to figure all these out how the hell can you figure God out?Gods more like an ocean and we like small little glasses .......can you fill an ocean in a glass .............?
thats what sum people try to do ...........you can only drown the glass in the ocean then the glass will always be full.......
 
 
 


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