Starbuck MacIntyre's Guide to 21st Century Man

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
We're six years into the 21st century and guys, it sucks to be you. There are lots of reasons why and Starbuck MacIntyre has a lot to say about it. Want to reclaim your masculinity? Tired of women trying to change you? Sick of psycho ex-girlfriends who call you when you're gettin' some with someone else? Got a girlfriend who reads chick-lit and who might be addicted to "Sex and the City?" This read is for you!

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Chicks Dig Scars

Submitted: November 12, 2006

We're six years into the 21st century and guys, it sucks to be you. There are lots of reasons why and Starbuck MacIntyre has a lot to say about it. Want to reclaim your masculinity? Tired of women trying to change you? Sick of psycho ex-girlfriends who call you when you're gettin' some with someone else? Got a girlfriend who reads chick-lit and who might be addicted to "Sex and the City?" This read is for you! Read Chapter

Introduction

Submitted: November 12, 2006

Introduction Guys are basically lazy. There, I said it. It’s not that we don’t have the capacity to tidy up the house, particular... Read Chapter

What is a man?

Submitted: November 13, 2006

Here's a test. Open your local newspaper and read a guy's obituary. Then read another - and another after that. Know what ... Read Chapter

Sweet Shiny Objects

Submitted: November 14, 2006

If you’ve got buddies who are married or living common-law and you’re still a single guy, (no, there’s nothing wrong with you - is ... Read Chapter

The Sex Chapter - Part I

Submitted: November 15, 2006

21st Century Man and Sex - Part I Where to start? Well, I guess this is the chapter that women are most interested in reading because... Read Chapter

Questions from women about men

Submitted: December 17, 2006

Having already established that men are basically lazy and entirely predictable, I was surprised to receive numerous e-mail queries from ... Read Chapter

More questions from women

Submitted: December 29, 2006

Starbuck answers more questions from women about all things male. Read Chapter

On sex, younger women and melting our underpants

Submitted: May 01, 2008

Secrets: everyone's got 'em. Well, scratch that -- women have secrets while men, on the other hand, have shit they can't remember bec... Read Chapter