Starbuck MacIntyre's Guide to 21st Century Man

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

We're six years into the 21st century and guys, it sucks to be you. There are lots of reasons why and Starbuck MacIntyre has a lot to say about it. Want to reclaim your masculinity? Tired of women trying to change you? Sick of psycho ex-girlfriends who call you when you're gettin' some with someone else? Got a girlfriend who reads chick-lit and who might be addicted to "Sex and the City?" This read is for you!

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Chicks Dig Scars

We're six years into the 21st century and guys, it sucks to be you. There are lots of reasons why and Starbuck MacIntyre has a lot to say about it. Want to reclaim your masculinity? Tired of women trying to change you? Sick of psycho ex-girlfriends who call you when you're gettin' some with someone else? Got a girlfriend who reads chick-lit and who might be addicted to "Sex and the City?" This read is for you! Read Chapter

Introduction

Introduction Guys are basically lazy. There, I said it. It’s not that we don’t have the capacity to tidy up the house, particular... Read Chapter

What is a man?

Here's a test. Open your local newspaper and read a guy's obituary. Then read another - and another after that. Know what ... Read Chapter

Sweet Shiny Objects

If you’ve got buddies who are married or living common-law and you’re still a single guy, (no, there’s nothing wrong with you - is ... Read Chapter

The Sex Chapter - Part I

21st Century Man and Sex - Part I Where to start? Well, I guess this is the chapter that women are most interested in reading because... Read Chapter

Questions from women about men

Having already established that men are basically lazy and entirely predictable, I was surprised to receive numerous e-mail queries from ... Read Chapter

More questions from women

Starbuck answers more questions from women about all things male. Read Chapter

On sex, younger women and melting our underpants

Secrets: everyone's got 'em. Well, scratch that -- women have secrets while men, on the other hand, have shit they can't remember bec... Read Chapter