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All right you guys, you (didn't) asked for it!
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All right you guys, you (didn't) asked for it!

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Submitted: November 24, 2011

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A man walks into the Psychiatrists office. "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" He exclaims.  The doctor just looks at him and says,"You're two tents!"

Next week same office, different guy walks in, naked, wrapped head to toe in clear plastic wrap. The doctor looks up and says " I can see you're nuts!"

Did you hear about the hooker who had to have an appendectomy, but the doctor sewed up the wrong hole? It's ok, though, she just makes money on the side!

And, finally...Hickory dickory doc, three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.... and the other two got away with only minor injuries.

Happy thanksgiving!!!

 


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