Position Open, Apply Within

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This started out as thoughts and feelings I have on being a father. It has truly changed my life. I've had many different jobs, but sometimes the ones you are least prepared for end up being the most rewarding. You know what I mean.

Submitted: October 22, 2011

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Submitted: October 22, 2011

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Position available, immediate openings.

Unlimited earning potential, completely tax exempt!

Full time only, must be available 24-7, weekends and holidays.

 

Leadership position, get in on the ground floor with room to grow.

No management experience required. Learn while on the job.

A chance to shape, mold, model and create.

Will definitely get your hands dirty.

 

Must be able to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders,

hang the moon, reach for the stars,

but be flexible enough to be wrapped around the smallest of fingers.

 

Must be willing to look under the bed,

face the monsters in the closet,

and take on the Boogie Man.

Must learn "The Look".

You know the one.

 

Are you ready for the biggest challenge of your life,

to not just invest in your future, but someone else's?

To not just leave a mark, but a legacy?

 

Can you pilot a vehicle with no steering wheel,

in the dark,

with no maps and few directions?

 

Are you ready to imagine the possibilities,

multiply by infinity,

answer the toughest questions?

 

Applicants will be required to surrender their hearts completely,

love unconditionally.

At times your heart may hurt, ache, or even break.

No whining allowed.

 

If interested, must be willing to change your name.

To Dad.

Inquire within.

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