The longest sentance ever

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This is quite probably the longest sentance ever...... According to Word it contains 291 words !!!!

Taken from an email I sent to my best friend. She kindly allowed me to publish it.

Before anyone complains the Imps made me do it....

I would be seriously impressed if anyone can actually read the whole thing out loud without pausing for breath....

Submitted: May 21, 2008

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Submitted: May 21, 2008

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Wassup?
 
Hope all ok and stuff and that and things and everything and this other thing here which goes on here with this bracket and this flange goes here with a dongle attachment that wraps around like this to prevent the squirrels getting at the pizza so lovingly cooked by 2 Albanian yak herders working over here under false pretences while they hide from the KGB who are chasing them for an unpaid tractor tax ticket on the tractor they used to do the run down to tescos in when they went to do the shopping for other yak herders who for various reasons were too bone idle to get up off their fat behinds and do something useful for a change despite them being paid more than the others on account of them having flat feet after being run over by the aforementioned tractor driven by the 2 albanian yak herders currently cooking pizza and hiding from the KGB who are chasing them for an unpaid ticket on their tractor which they use to do the tescos run in because the other albanian yak herders who for various reasons were too bone idle to get up off their fat behinds and do something useful for a change despite them being paid more than the others on account of them having flat feet after being run over by the aforementioned tractor driven by the 2 albanian yak herders currently cooking pizza and hiding from the KGB who wear strange clothes and speak in a Russian accent on account of them being from Moscow where it is always snowing so they are covered in snow as opposed to mince which would actually make them mince pies.
 
 That is actually one sentence !!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 


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