The longest sentance ever

Reads: 627  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 5

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Pinterest
  • Invite

Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This is quite probably the longest sentance ever...... According to Word it contains 291 words !!!!

Taken from an email I sent to my best friend. She kindly allowed me to publish it.

Before anyone complains the Imps made me do it....

I would be seriously impressed if anyone can actually read the whole thing out loud without pausing for breath....

Wassup?
 
Hope all ok and stuff and that and things and everything and this other thing here which goes on here with this bracket and this flange goes here with a dongle attachment that wraps around like this to prevent the squirrels getting at the pizza so lovingly cooked by 2 Albanian yak herders working over here under false pretences while they hide from the KGB who are chasing them for an unpaid tractor tax ticket on the tractor they used to do the run down to tescos in when they went to do the shopping for other yak herders who for various reasons were too bone idle to get up off their fat behinds and do something useful for a change despite them being paid more than the others on account of them having flat feet after being run over by the aforementioned tractor driven by the 2 albanian yak herders currently cooking pizza and hiding from the KGB who are chasing them for an unpaid ticket on their tractor which they use to do the tescos run in because the other albanian yak herders who for various reasons were too bone idle to get up off their fat behinds and do something useful for a change despite them being paid more than the others on account of them having flat feet after being run over by the aforementioned tractor driven by the 2 albanian yak herders currently cooking pizza and hiding from the KGB who wear strange clothes and speak in a Russian accent on account of them being from Moscow where it is always snowing so they are covered in snow as opposed to mince which would actually make them mince pies.
 
 That is actually one sentence !!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 


Submitted: May 21, 2008

© Copyright 2021 boneman. All rights reserved.

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Pinterest
  • Invite

Add Your Comments:

Comments

Lacey Cummings

I was giggling before I even opened it! Those KGB are tough chasing those poor Albanians for a unpaid ticket on their tractor. Thanks for making me laugh Boneman! Those imps were certainly up to no good. Lol!

Thu, May 22nd, 2008 2:34pm

Author
Reply

Thank you lacey.......

Sometimes the Imps remind me I do have a sense of humour....

Peace

Boneman

Thu, May 22nd, 2008 8:26am

snowbelle

ahhhh boney, i tried reading it in one go but alas couldnt do it for laughing. you make me laugh so much.
thank you. devoted and swooning..........
always
snow xxx

Thu, May 22nd, 2008 5:06pm

Author
Reply

Thank you Snow............

Please remember to breath at some point please.

Glad it made you laugh.

Devoted & swooning

Boneman xxx

Thu, May 22nd, 2008 11:37am

Facebook Comments

More Humor Short Stories

Other Content by boneman

Book / Fantasy

Short Story / Fantasy

Short Story / Fantasy