This is Knot a poem

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Ok first things first, the idea came from a title on the hompage it read "Knot poem" by Juniper and it kinda got out of hand from there.

Secondly its not my fault, the voices made me do it......

Seriously tho, I have been criticised in the past all over the fact that my poems generally don't rhyme and had them described more than once as "depressing crap" that's as maybe but Yah boo sucks !!!!!!!!!! I managed to rhyme orange and lozenge and you know what I'm not gonna apologise one fig so there !

Oh btw contains one naughty word.......... He he he.

Submitted: March 21, 2008

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Submitted: March 21, 2008

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This is knot a poem
 
This is knot a poem
It’s a tangle
Of words I freely mangle
I leave the tense to freely dangle
And there’s so few words end in “angle”
 
This is Knot a rhyme
It’s a mess
Where it’s going I can’t confess
It seems caught up in its own cleverness
Maybe it is causing you distress
 
This is knot a whimsy
It’s probably a mistake
You know my writing hand is starting to ache
I fear my pen may be about to break
Or is this poet just a fake?
 
This is knot a poem
It’s more like a calamity
You know I fear for the poets’ sanity
I’m sure he writes just out of vanity
Just look at its inanity
 
(Sorry about that, not!)
 
This is not a ballad
It’s a lozenge
Maybe he’d be better off drinking orange
You know he unscrewed my door hinge?
And he cut my daughters fringe
 
(Ok I know it’s getting worse don’t worry be over soon)
 
This is knot a soliloquy
His mind is starting to discombobulate
You know the hour is far too late
Maybe he is the kind of writer you love to hate
I even hear that he learnt how to mastur---***
 
“** Line cut on the grounds of decency and good taste your good writer would never ever under any circumstances ever use a word like “***masturbate***” just to get a cheap laugh and make his poem rhyme.”
 
***”We wish to apologise on behalf of the writer for the editors’ crass announcement earlier on. On the grounds of decency he has been taken out and shot. We hope this did not harm your enjoyment of the poem.”
 
“Why anyone would enjoy this drivel is beyond me really I do wonder………….”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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