They Are So Fake!

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This highlights the fakers of the world.

Submitted: February 21, 2016

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Let's face it. In this world, there are plenty of wanna-bes. You can't even escape it in real life. This is a list of wanna-bes, followed by what you should go with, if you want a "real-be."

Band: The Naked Brothers Band (Real: One Direction)- I pity you if you're familiar with TNBB. They didn't know the first thing about music. They were just a couple of dorky kids with no talent, a stupid name, and nothing better to do with their lives. 1D is a real band. They worked really hard to get where they are. They didn't need a TV Show for hype.

Movie: Paranormal Activity franchise (Real: Tombstone)- If you though Paranormal Activity was real, you couldn't be any more wrong. It's just like The Blair Witch Project. You seriously expect me to believe that someone thought "oh, look. An empty house; I'll go inside for no reason" and then just happened to find an abandoned camera. Fuck that crap. Tombstone is a good movie. It has a Wrestlemania-worthy showdown at the OK Corral, and Val Kilmer rocking a moustache.

Anime: Lucky Star (Real: DBZ)- Who the hell thought of LS? The animation is poor, the plot is stupid, the intro is ear-hurting, and the characters are dumb. If you want to destroy your psyche or waste your time, go ahead. As for DBZ, the animation is good, the plot is interesting, the intro is bad-ass, and the characters are unique. If I wanted to choose 1 of these, I would choose DBZ with no hesitation.

Video Bashers: The Gamer Review (Real: Moliminous, LittleShyFIM, Creep Works, and Cinema Sins)- TGR was a short-lived video series on YouTube from April 2008-November 2008 (What's that tell ya?) They were supposed to tell you how a game made mistakes to keep you from wasting their money. They didn't know what the hell they were doing. As for the 5 I just mentioned, they DO know what they're doing. When it comes to MLP, movie, and CreepyPasta sins, they're experts. Cinema Sins, CreepWorks, and LittleShyFim are soo entertaining. Moliminous fills in with sin videos of his own. If you want good reviews, watch those.

Well, there you have it. The wanna-bes and real-bes. Agree? Disagree? Miss a wanna-be? Let me know!


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