Salesman: This is the wall of impenetrability.
Customer: I'm sorry, what did you say this was?
S: The wall of impenetrability.
C: I see. Why is it so small?
S: Sir, if it was any larger a person would be able to penetrate it.
C: Yes, but with this all I have to do is walk around it. See?
S: I'm afraid you fail to grasp just what the whole wall is about. The idea is that it's impenetrable. It cannot be gone through.
C: So? Who cares? When you take two steps you're past it anyway. I mean, only an idiot would fail to notice how much easier it would be just to walk around it.
S: Nevertheless, it's our most popular item. Any questions? Now over here........
C: A mirror.
S: As I was about to say, this is what we in the industry call a perfectly reflective surface.
C: A mirror.
S: It's not a mirror, it's a perfectly reflective surface.
C: How can you say this is different than any other mirror?
S: This is perfect.
C: Alright, what's this?
S: It's a chair, sir.
S: I wouldn't lie to you.
C: I never once thought that you would.
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