I once had a daughter named Jane
Who some people thought was insane
But she grew up just fine
That young daughter of mine
Then she left on the very next train.
Now Alana grew up as a twin
That's why she almost never would grin
She didn't like sharing
Or too much comparing
That's why she's so skinny and thin.
To Alex I said listen sonny
Your stay in the bathroom's not funny
So hurry up please
'Cause I have to pee
But Dad, my bowels are runny!
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