unpleasant discovery (old notebooks)

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a flight of fancy. our heros have made an unpleasant discovery.

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Submitted: May 03, 2011

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Deep beneath the surface of planet "X" a man, a woman, a dog, and an unpleasant odor made an impartant discovery.

"We're not really lost at all!" said the odor.

"Of course we're lost, you smelly belch of gas," said the woman, "we're lost, as sure as my name is.......what the hell is name anyway?"

"Bark!" barked the dog.

"No, that's not it."

"We weren't given names," said the man, "we're just a man, a woman, a dog, and an unpleasant odor."

"Our names might be introduced later on in the story."

"What story?" asked the man.

"You're right," admitted the woman, "it isn't much of a story yet, is it?"

"Wait a second guys, whatever happened to this important discovery thing?" asked the unpleasant odor.

"Bark!" barked the dog.

"Who asked you?  Why don't you make like a rotten fish and blow away!?" snapped the woman.

"That doesn't make any sense."

"Who asked you?"

"Bark!" barked the dog.

"Maybe the important discovery has to do with our names.  Maybe the whole point of this story is to give us a sense of identity."

"Well, what do you know, a philosophical stench." cracked the woman.

"Perhaps it has something there."

"Bark, Bark!" barked the dog again.

"No, I think our important discovery is that we have no place to walk the dog."

"That could be where that unpleasant odor is coming from." suggested the man.

"Now I think we're on to something." said the woman.

"This is a pretty shitty way to end a story." remarked the unpleasant odor.


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