when I look at onions they make me jizz tears

I pooed on the table, what did you think? THat I had a toilet?

Well, i don't. i forgot to buy one when i was at the grocery store.

THey were out of onions, so I bought tulips, because i have two lips.

i licked the innards of a cats soul, and spat out a vag.

I think that when people say oorange, they mean they are lone souls and have grabby hands.

Look at me I have fingers, guess where they've been! In my anus!

And then I thought of you, my poo.

Love, Alfalfa!

Submitted: March 11, 2012

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