a crazy encounter with a spazoid, diary of a retard

Dear vagina, guess who i have a crush on?!?!?!?!!?? none ya busin-ess. I was such a loner today, i sat by the fountain where the cool kids go to rock it and felt pretty cool myself. That was until one of them pushed me in, and i had a gushy period and i mean GUSHY, i wasn't even wearing a tampon, a fucking pad!!!! the water turned a deep sensual red as i just sat and soaked up the embarrassment. Everyone was screaming, laughing or wanking over the horror. I was cracking up as i got out and asked one of them for their jumper. Jesus its just bodily fluids, every chick must have had it at some point and at least 100% of them think that they would love to just gush out in public, i know i did. I sat by myself most of the time, and the other times i was bothering randoms, which always made me get wet just a little bit more when they tried to creep away. When i do make friends its because i had experimented with being like every other boring person, i seemed to be reeling in the towie bitches. But it all gets boring and i go back to squirting mayonaise in peoples eyes. i would rather no friends, which is my current situation, then be a big stick up the butt hole, loosen up tight ass freaks i say. Maths today was interesting. We watched Mr Bazar explain the oddity of his shaved legs, while also trying to involve some of the lesson, equations or something or rather. Some times in maths i listen in on peoples conversations and give my input at really unwelcomed times, i do it just so people will laugh and think i'm insane which always cracks people and myself up. I would never laugh in public, that would change their view of me has the semi retarded, semi down syndrome or downie as they call me girl. In my breaks i entertain myself by hanging out in the teachers lounge, they always want me to get out but can never say that to a girl they think has 'downies'. So they just endure my spazoidness. I ask them inane questions and repeat the the names of the movies out at the moment extremely loud and in alphabetical order. They think i'm one of thems smart simpleton kinds which i'm hell not, i just study the act i plan to do. School work is pretty easy compared to this shit, it would be so easy to be like every other kid, but actualluy it wouldn't, i changed my mind!!!!!!! Between my subconcious and my conscious mind, i thought like a crazy person, guess me ams now, dabba dabba, mad tatts!!!

Submitted: March 11, 2012

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I liked this, I don't know if it was meant to be funny or what but it made me smile

Tue, March 13th, 2012 5:24pm


GOOD! i want to make you smile punk! teehee yes, twas meant to be funny

Tue, March 13th, 2012 7:13pm

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