The Dog and The Owner

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About a dog and its owner and their points of views. ehehe, a couple of bad words here and there o.o

Submitted: May 01, 2008

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Submitted: May 01, 2008



The Owner

I feed you, I love you

I paid five hundred fucking dollars for you

I clean your poop, even though it smells

I give you showers, even if you sqiurm

Its whats best for you

Mommy doesn't love you, she truly despises you

Daddy has no time to play with you

Brother thinks dogs are stupid, but he is stupider

Baby sister just cries all day

They don't love you

But I do

So why don't you love me?

The Dog

Stop squishing me, stop stuffing me

I'm not a turkey okay?

I barely want to eat this crap you give me

You spoil and yell at me

You hurt me and torment me

Do I care about Mommy?

Do I care about Daddy?

Brothers an idiot

Baby sister doesn't know anything

Did you ever think

That you love me a bit too much?

Why don't you care?

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