Douglas gets sucked into the void

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Douglas gets sucked into a woman's breast that has turned into a black hole

Submitted: July 09, 2013

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Douglas sat down at a table near the window and ordered an espresso. He asked for extra cream and was soon given a snow-white tuft that floated atop a small, bitter shot.

 

Looking up from his watch, he noticed a young woman sitting with her friend at a table near to his. The young woman had a pleasant figure and enormous knockers. Douglas wanted to sink his face into those pillowy breasts and rub his face against them.

 

He stopped staring at the young woman's breasts when she looked up at him. He pretended he'd been looking out the window, thinking that all women's breasts should be public ogling property.

 

Loosening his tie, Douglas rubbed at the short, spare little hairs that still populated the top of his head and wished he hadn't started balding. He felt like a peacock that had lost it's feathers since the lustrous locks of his youth had deserted him. Sighing, he took a big, sucking-bite of the cream on top of his espresso and began to choke violently.

 

Just then, a burst of light filled the cafe and a loud, throbbing-pulse could be heard from all corners, bouncing off leather couches and causing Douglas' espresso to jump. The cream that had been blocking his throat became dislodged as his hot espresso rocked abruptly off the table and onto his lap, badly scalding his testicles.

 

 With a winded gasp of astonishment, Douglas noticed that the bright light and pounding-throb that filled the air came from the young woman's chest, which was vibrating like the over-taxed diaphragm on a pair of breast-shaped speakers. 

 

Just then, one of the woman's breasts tore open like a slit windsock and an inky-blackness vomited from the opening and filled the world. All light that had ever been since the dawn of time was abruptly pulled into the void on the young woman's chest. Douglas - and indeed the whole universe - were sucked like an angry octopus through a tiny hole into the void behind the young woman's breast.


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