Fish vs. Cats!!!!

Status: Finished

Fish vs. Cats!!!!

Status: Finished

Fish vs. Cats!!!!

Miscellaneous by: Candy Rock

Genre: Humor

Houses:

Miscellaneous by: Candy Rock

Details

Genre: Humor

Houses:

Summary

Funny thing that I made with my friend. Read if you like cats, fish, dogs, elephants, cows- well, it doesn't really matter if you like animals at all, you'll still think it's funny.

Summary

Funny thing that I made with my friend. Read if you like cats, fish, dogs, elephants, cows- well, it doesn't really matter if you like animals at all, you'll still think it's funny.

Content

Submitted: February 12, 2010

A A A | A A A

Content

Submitted: February 12, 2010

A A A

A A A


THIS IS A JOKE:

Fish vs. Cats:

Who will win??

Fish:

Only have to clean their tank once a week.

Easier to feed and maintain.

Don’t wake you up at 6:00 a.m.

Don’t damage ANYTHING that you care about.

Don’t physically harm you. (Mentally, perhaps)

Taste better fried.

You can always pretend they love you, because they show no emotion.

When they die, they always are easier to flush, no matter how fat they. Much easier!!!!

Fish don’t cough up hairballs.

No stinky litter boxes… PU

Cats:

Always grouchy, except when they’re eating.

Wake you up at 6:00

They eat goldfish because they’re jealous (See Fish)

They shed WAY too much, mostly on furniture.

If you have a hairless cat, you might as well have gotten a rat. It’s a LOT cheaper.

Please comment about which one you like best, along with a good reason.


© Copyright 2016 Candy Rock. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments:

Comments

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

Other Content by Candy Rock

Add picture

Paste the link to picture in the entry below:

— or —

Drag a picture from your file manager into this box,
or click to select.

Add video

Paste the link to Youtube video in the following entry:

Existing Comments:
Bad selection

Cannot annotate a non-flat selection. Make sure your selection starts and ends within the same node.

(example of bad selection): This is bold text and this is normal text.
(example of good selection): This is bold text and this is normal text.
Bad selection

An annotation cannot contain another annotation.

Anonymous
Really delete this comment?
Anonymous
Really delete this comment?

There was an error uploading your file.


    
Anonymous