Joseph

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a play (skit). It is from my published book, "CrazyFun: A Live Sketch Comedy." Read it and see if you get the humor

Submitted: May 12, 2008

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CHARACTERS
JOSEPH (Has Jamaican accent)
3 CALLERS: Maggie, George, Brenda
JOSEPH
Hi, there, my name is Joseph and I have a deal for you. Have you been tossing and turning over those dreams you keep having and don’t know what those dreams mean. Well, call me now and for one sheep a minute I will tell you all about your dreams. (Phone rings) Hello, you’re on the air
MAGGIE
Hi, my name is Maggie
JOSEPH
Hi Maggie, tell me your dream
MAGGIE
I keep having this one dream. This man comes into my bedroom and kisses me so intimately, I mean his kiss feels so good and then he gets up and leaves with a little lady on his shoulder. What could that mean?
JOSEPH
It means your husband is going to leave you for another woman, possibly small in height.
MAGGIE
But I’m not married.
JOSEPH
Well, when you get married, he will leave you for another woman. Thank you for calling. Next caller please.
GEORGE
Hi Joseph, my name is George.
JOSEPH
Hey George what’s cracking?
GEORGE
Well, I had this dream last night that my hair grew really long and I had seven flowers in my hair. Then all of a sudden the flowers turned into seven thorns. What do you suppose this means?
 
JOSEPH
It simply means that you will have seven years of good hair days and seven years of bad hair days.
 
GEORGE
But I’m bald
JOSEPH
Then I guess the seven years of bad hair days have begun, next caller.
BRENDA
Hi, my name is Brenda and I had this dream that a man was holding my hand and then he let go and then my best friend Sherry was kissing him. What does this mean?
JOSEPH
It means your boyfriend is going to leave you and marry your best friend
BRENDA
That’s impossible I broke up with my boyfriend two months ago.
JOSEPH
Well, when you’re the maid of honor at Sherry’s wedding, don’t be surprised when you see your ex at the altar. Well. That’s all the time I have for this TV program but my line is still open so call me now. 1-855-JOSEPH7 that’s 1-855-567-3747.
 
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