Puke - a bro country parody song

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A funny little tune I wrote about a breed of music I detest. video of the song at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu-LOfVrKro Thank you!

Your bro country song it makes me wanna roll my window down, and puke…

Puke baby

When this bro country garbage first came out on the scene
I was hoping that soon it’d become obsolete
But every one of these clowns they keep on singing
Bout the same damn thing, it racks my brain

Your bro country song it makes me wanna roll my window down and puke
I’m so tired of this shit, I’m so far fucking over it, it’s true
I couldn’t give a flat damn bout your lift kit
Your mama’s sweet tea and tobacco you spit
Your bro country song it makes me wanna roll my window down and puke

Now who in the hell are they really tryin to kid
They’re calling this country when it’s rap pop at best
Don’t need talent with auto tune crap
The same four chords and a face like that

Your bro country song it makes me wanna roll my window down and puke
I’m so tired of this shit, I’m so far fucking over it, it’s true
I couldn’t give a flat damn bout your lift kit
Your mama’s sweet tea and tobacco you spit
Your bro country song it makes me wanna roll my window down and puke

What is the difference I can’t even tell
Bunch of typified babble that’s been priced to sell
And it’s made country radio so stale
It’s like my ears have gone to music hell
Music hell, with a ‘yeah baby’ yell

You’re faking that twang, it drives me insane
& I find myself just wishing for the day
I can listen to the radio once more
Without hearing all the Nashville sellout whores

Your bro country song it makes me wanna roll my window down and puke
I’m so tired of this shit, I’m so far fucking over it, it’s true
I couldn’t give a flat damn bout your lift kit
Your mama’s sweet tea and tobacco you spit
Your bro country song it makes me wanna roll my window down and puke


Submitted: September 21, 2015

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