In modern day life they are one of the most popular things. Like pop music and low tops. These three things really get on my nerves
These are a few things I would say to someone who was in love with vampires.
1: For a start vampires are so over rated. If you want to like a mythical creature pick one that is different or werewolves and not the Twilight ones. More like shiver kind.
2: Of course vampires have been around for years. The good old ones are the best. I mean the ones that can’t go out in daylight and ones who do not go to school and fall in love with the curious
human. I’m talking about Twilight and (If you watch it) The Vampires Diary.
3: Twilight. For starters Read The Book!!! How many people in this world wait for the movie to come out and never even think about reading for a change.
And please, tell me, what on earth is going on? When people see someone from Twilight on a magazine they buy it and show it to their friends saying “Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!” It
drives me nuts!!!! I don’t see what’s so great about it. And what is great about Robert Patterson? He is a cheese head. And Taylor Lautner! Jesus Christ!!
4: Come on, what is going on around here? Why are vampires so cool?!
5: Here we go. Let’s see if you can work out how much I hate vampires?
I hate Twilight but love Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Get The Picture!
So I’ve told you why I hate Vampires. Now I would like to say one more thing.
The only cool vampires around here are the good old nighttime blood suckers and not the teenaged love stories.
Please think about what you like for a change.
Feedback is welcome.
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