The Dog Funeral

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

How to make a wonderful dog funeral.

I am very sorry 

To hear 
That spotty died yesterday 
He was such a happy dog 

So he deserves a 
Chinese style funeral 
His memory will live inside you 

Chinese style dog funerals 
Require you 
To remove that 
Soft, fluffy fur 
Then embalm in 
Oyster sauce and garlic 
Reverently bake him at 375 degrees 
Take him out 
And put him 
On a silver plate 

Invite me for dinner 
Soon melancholy feelings 
Will become 
Satisfying and hearty 

Inside you will know he is there

Submitted: June 13, 2013

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Quite strange and enjoyable.

Thu, June 13th, 2013 9:46pm


Thank you. I'm just naturally strange.

Fri, June 14th, 2013 8:56am

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