THE BEST STROEH EVAH

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Submitted: May 13, 2010

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THE BEST STROEH EVAH!
 
Once upon a time, there were three bears named Justice, Glory, and Valor. They were the mightiest warriors on the planet since the dawn of the mighty king Pandahuggles. But their reign was soon to end, as the great warrior Goldi-Chains was to overthrow the king, and destroy the bears with every inch of his power…
 
WHOOSH! Goldi-Chains flew threw the air at breakneck speed! He burst through the many walls of Pandahuggles base. He then landed with ninja-tastic skills on the windowsill of the three bear’s tower…
 
He saw three tools on their kitchen table: a bazooka, a gatling-gun, and a sniper rifle.
He looked at the bazooka “This one’s too noisy” he threw it out the window. He looked at the gatling-gun “This one’s too chaotic” he threw it out the other window. He looked at the sniper rifle “This one’s JUST RIGHT!” he loaded it, sniped the two guards protecting the front gate, and went off to kick ass.
 
At the front gate, there were approximately fifty armed-to-the-teeth guards, with advanced ninja skills. He looked at the metal pole “This one’s too heavy.” he looked at the tank “This one’s too big.” Then he looked at the twin uzi’s “This is just right!” He then blasted the living **** out of all the ninja soldiers, then proceeded to blast his way to the throne room…
 
The three bears stood before him with a godly gaze. He saw before him the Demonic Axe of Lucifer, the Holy Sword of Allah, and the Lollipop of that fat kid down the street. Before going through and other pointless decisions, he picked up the lollipop, threw it at the bears, and in the midst of confusion, proceeded to literally destroy the bears, and reduce them to dust.
 
And Pandahuggles ran like hell. THE END.


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