The True Zombie Survival Guide
So, now you’re a zombie. Maybe you prefer to think of yourself as living impaired, undead, reanimated tissue, or Larry. It doesn’t matter if you were infected due to a bite, an open wound, chemical spill, or bath products that were used counter to their specified purpose. Whatever the case may be, you are infected. Now the question becomes: How do you survive in this world that hates and fears you?
That’s where the True Zombie Survival Guide comes in. After all, all you are looking for at this point is a decent meal, and possibly the continuation of your species. Who could fault you for that? Here are a few rules that might help in these goals.
Now that you have read the True Zombie Survival Guide, you are ready to go out and make the most of your time in this world. We hope you are able to fully utilize the information provided for you and that you have a long and happy afterlife. Please pass this information along to other members of the undead that may be struggling with their new role in society. Don’t take un-death too seriously, and remember to play with your food.
Thank you, and braaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnsssssssss!
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