The Poem for Quick Thinkers

Me and my girlfriend we laid on a rock,

I turned around, and i showed her my...

Collection of knives, the sharp and the blunt,

She was impressed so she showed me her...

Pretty red shoes that she bought in the store,

They were high and  very shiny, i call her a...

Beautiful lady, i would coo and i cluck,

So then we rolled over for a quick little...

Smooch in the meadow, sat in the grass,

Past drove a farmer who showed us his...

New shiny tractor, wirh which he was thrilled to bits,

He looked at my girlfriend and grabbed at her...

Cute little hands, they went to the docks,

She would bend over and suck on his...

Sweet little lollies, here comes the end,

I bet that we've droven you round the bend!