FLEAS!!!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
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Submitted: April 27, 2008

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" Sir look ! A flea ! "

" Oh my ! Oh me ! How terriblea place forflea , while we drink our afternoon tea ! "

" Agast ! How crass ! It leeches precious life from me ! "

" Kind miss , please hush ! Don't be so frantic ; Please , no rush ! "

" But Sir , you see , this terrible flea- It has bitten onto me ; It doesn't plan to flee ! "

" Madam , do Hush ! Wave your arm wildly about - "

" Why , no ! Indecent ! Sir , I think your mind is bent ! "

"Oh my - Once again ! Madam , please don't cry ! I've heard such awful things do fly - "

" A flea it is , Sir ; You're eyes have missed - Don't you see it is a flea ? "

" Oh , shame upon myself - I am in quite terrible health - "

" That you are , Sir , yes - I see ! This flea - there's more ! There's more than four ! "

" Your flesh they seem to quite adore , this situation becomes a snore . "

" Please , do kill these horrid things ! They cannot fly - They don't have wings ! "

" Murder them , you say , Kind Miss , well , to you that may cause Bliss ! For those poor creatures , however so - "

" I don't care ! Not like they know , - " Smack !

" See how they go ? " Smack !

" Madam , you've said tis' quite indecent - " Smack !

"Yes , Sir , that was quite recent ! " Smack !

" Now , don't you see marks on thy arm ? See it ! To you they've given harm ! " Smack !

" Forgive the little things , for you see , they were but little beings ! "

.... But even so , fleas seem to know

Just when and where you'll decide to - Smack !

" I think that was the last of them ! "

" Kind Miss , twas' quite an episode . .. "


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