One Hampered Day

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Two female neighbors park their trailer on Lee's lawn. Lee is not happy about this and finds a way to get them off his lawn.

Submitted: January 29, 2014

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One Hampered Day

Lee was enjoying a nice day in his house. When he walked by the windows, he noticed a trailer parked on his front yard lawn.

“Who would park a trailer on my lawn!?” he asked himself. Then, he heard giggling. The giggles sounded familiar…

“Oh, great! It’s them!” he shouted, heading in the trailer to hide. The door swung open, revealing two girls, Amy and Mary.

“I thought this place should have been cleaned up. I’m calling customer service.” Mary said.

“Let’s see what’s on television.” Amy said as she turned on the TV. It turns out Lee was hiding there, so he acted out a deodorant commercial until the weight of the TV made him fall over, breaking his cover.

“It’s my boyfriend!” Mary said in joy. “I’ve been looking for you. I need a tour guide.”

“Forget tour guides, just get your stinking trailer off my lawn!” Lee protested.

“But, we’re on vacation!” the two girls said. “Uh oh. Tourists.” Lee noticed.

“Please forget about all the lovey-dovey stuff, okay?” Lee pleaded. “Lovey-dovey!” they said. “Oh no!” Lee said as he barely escaped the trailer with his life.

Later on, the duo was having fun in Lee’s house. “Why are you on my lawn?” a neighbor asked Lee. “I heard your grass was greener, so-“

“Hey, Lee! Here’s our unmentionables! Press them, fold them, and don’t skimp on the starch!” Mary said.

“Having some girl problems, are we?” the neighbor laughed. “What? So? They’re on holiday!” Lee shouted. “A romantic getaway, huh?” the neighbor said. “I guess you will be holding hands all summer.” He left into his house, laughing.

Lee suddenly got an idea. He will fake weather to get the girls off his lawn.

Lee got a hose and a colander. He turned the valve, and the water started spraying on the girls. They went inside and drove off in a panic.

“That will teach you to mess with me!” Lee said, walking into his house.


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