"Jokes About the Bad Economy"

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A list of jokes about how bad the economy is here in America.

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Submitted: August 19, 2010

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Submitted: August 19, 2010

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1. The economy is so bad...I saw Martha Stewart shopping at the Martha Stewart section in Kmart.

2. You know Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream? Its just Jerry's Ice Cream!

3. The economy is so bad...economists are stimulating their own package!

4. The economy is so bad...I saw a woman in Beverly Hills cleaning a house that was actually hers.

5. The economy is so bad...I saw two teens having a face-to-face conversation because they couldn't afford to text-message.

6. Its so bad...I saw Bill Gates at a Radio Shack.

7. The economy is so bad...a lot of celebrities are skipping rehab and just going straight to relapse.

8. The ecomony is so bad...Amy Winehouse is snorting foot powder.

9. Its so bad...Burger King annouce that they are changing their slogan to "You want it your way, Cook it yourself!"

10. The economy is so bad...teachers are sleeping with their spouses now.

11. The economy is so bad...I saw a person driving an American car.

12. Its so bad...kids can't afford to go to Mexico. Now, they just drink a beer and stick their head in a toaster oven.

13. The economy is so bad...NBC showed their new dramatic series... "Law & Order: IOU"

14. Its so bad...I saw a rich kid going to a public school.

15. The economy is so bad...Its even affecting the Girl Scouts. I bought some "really" Thin Mints!

16. Its so bad...I saw the CEO of Home Depot looking for work on the parking lot of Home Depot.

17. The economy is so bad...The store "Best Buy", is now called "Don't Buy"!

18. The economy is so bad...McDonald's is changing their dollar menu to the recession menu!

19. Today, I saw a kid on springbreak...he was sober.

20. The economy is so bad...Chris Brown can only afford to beat himself up.
21.  The economy is so bad...I went to a Britney Spears concert.  She was singing live! 
22.  The economy is so bad...McDonald's had to lay off Ronald McDonald.
23.  Its so bad...Adam Lambert had to buy his make-up at Wal-mart! 


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