GET OFF THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is the story of a girl who desperatley needs to use the phoone, but her mother of all people is hogging it.

Submitted: January 05, 2008

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All she does is talk on the phone.

I tried to get her attention by letting out a loud moan.

She talks endlessly to people that I don't even know.

Has she never heard of e-mail?

No, because she's been on the phone.

I need to call my friend.

I need her help with homework.

Talk, talk,talk. Gab, gab, gab.

Ten minutes pass.

She's still on the phone.

"Oh, guess what? So-and-so got fired........... You're kidding!"

Twenty minutes pass.

She's still on the phone.

I write a note on a peice of paper telling her I need the phone.

She puts me on "hold" with her pointer finger.

Talk, talk, talk. Gab, gab, gab.

Thirty minutes later, I think she's finally getting off the phone.

Wrong.

"I alsmost forgot! Dana got straight A's on her last report card!"

*Sigh* This is going to take alot longer than I thouhgt.

This is a matter of life and death!!!

Well, okay, a matter of an A or an F.

MOM, I NEED TO USE THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!

An hour later and she is still on the phone with the same person.

I give up!!!!!

After I have given up on useing the phone, guess what happens?

She gets off.

Ugh!!


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